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I've been terrori... asked to post this:
(stolen from *Beachdair *newsmaus =yandra)

+WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF I+
I committed suicide:
I said I liked you:
I kissed you:
I lived next door to you:
I started smoking:
I stole something:
I was hospitalized:
I ran away from home:
I got into a fight and you weren't there:

+WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY...+
Personality:
Eyes:
Hair:
Family:

+WOULD YOU...+
Be my friend?:
Keep a secret if I told you one?:
Hold my hand?:
Take a bullet for me?:
Keep in touch?:
Try and solve my problems?:
Love me?:
Date me?:

+HAVE YOU EVER...+
Lied to make me feel better?:
Wanted to kiss me?:
Wanted to kill me?:
Broke my heart?:
Kept something important from me?:
Thought I was unbearably annoying?:

+AND MORE...+
1. Who are you?:
2. Are we friends?:
3. When and how did we meet?:
6. Describe me in one word.:
7. What was your first impression?:
8. Do you still think that way about me now?:
9. What reminds you of me?:
10. If you could give me anything what would it be?:
11. How well do you know me?:
12. When's the last time you saw me?:
13. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?:
14. Are you gonna paste this to your journal see what I say about
you?:

Stolen from *newsmaus

I'm not tagged, i stole it

1.- If I were a fruit I'd be... a Banana. No idea why though.
2.- If I were a colour I'd be... Red.
3.- If I were an animal I'd be... a Cat.
4.- If I were a domestic appliance I'd be... a Refridgita. Full of junkfood.
5.- If I were a book I'd be... a Pratchett Novel. What else.
6.- If I were a clothing item I'd be... a T-Shirt. And possibly some jeans.
7.- If I were a jewel I'd be... an amulet of gaming +2.
8.- If I were an object I'd be... a gaming console.
9.- If I were a car I'd be... a van. Enough room to live in.
10.- If I were an element I'd be... earth. Slow and steady.
11.- If I were a tree I'd be... a weeping willow. Also slow and steady.
12.- If I were a drink I'd be... a monkey brain. Crazy tasty.
13.- If I were an ice cream flavor I'd be... yoghurt. Sweet and sour.
14.- If I were a person I'd be... uh... me? Duh. Who else is there to be?
15.- If I were a planet I'd be... Mars. Red and Barren.
16.- If I were an insect I'd be... a ladybug. And probably dead in less than a day.
17.- If I were public transport I'd be... Shinkansen. If I could.
18.- If I were a song I'd be... the Imperial March.
19.- If I were a movie I'd be... Clerks. Which I more or less am already.
20.- If I were a season I'd be... winter.
21.- If I were a flower I'd be... are cacti flowers?
22.- If I were a job I'd be... clerks.
23.- If I were a cartoon I'd be... Simpsons.
24.- If I were a place I'd be... rathauspark (vienna/austria).
25.- If I were a gift I'd be... something weird.
26.- If I were a memory I'd be... annoying.
27.- If I were a city I'd be... Pittsburgh.
28.- If I were a sense I'd be... smell.
29.- If I were a game I'd be... Ultima Online.
30.- If I were a candy I'd be... pure sugar.
31.- If I were a time of the day I'd be... midday.
32.- If I were an invention I'd be... computers.
33.- If I were a bodypart I'd be... penis. Yeah. Don't ask.
34.- If I were a country I'd be... Japan probably.
35.- If I were a flavor I'd be... chicken.
36.- If I were a sport I'd be... FPS Deathmatch. eSports are sports, too.
37.- If I were a smell I'd be... roses.
38.- If I were a subject I'd be... physics.
39.- If I were a flag I'd be... black, red and white. No swastikas though.
40.- If I were a building I'd be... a cathedral with an underground lair.
41.- If I were a month I'd be... may.
42.- If I were a perfume I'd be... something with a rosy flavour.
43.- If I were a gummy candy I'd be... nought.
45.- If I were a toy I'd be... a console again.
46.- If I were a textile I'd be... cotton.
47.- If I were a shape I'd be... a circle.
48.- If I were a answer I'd be... long.
49.- If I were a common liquorice I'd be... Baileys.
50.- If I were a word I'd be... Excellent (or Ausgezeichnet).

~fischfrau tagged me in her journal so I have to answer some questions.

Rules
1. MUST (!!) answer EVERY SINGLE question.
2. Be HONEST.
3. Pass onto 6 of your DA friends.
4. Have fun and let us grow together as a community

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey

-Name: David
-Birthday: November 18th, 1977
-Birthplace: Vienna, Austria, Europe
-Current Location: Vienna, Austria, Europe
-Hair Color: champagne/red (currently bloodred)
-Height: 179 cm
-The Shoes You Wore Today: cheap red sneakers
Your Fears: Bloodpressure, tight rooms
-Your Perfect Pizza: Fantasia I think.. the one with the marmalade.
-Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: k
-Your Bedtime: 21h-24h
-Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi.
-McDonalds or Burger King: Both, depending on the mood.
-Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither... real tea is where it's at.
-Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla.
-Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee with milk and flavor.
-Do you Smoke: Nope
-Do you Sing: When drunk or at work (slave songs)
-Have you Been in Love: Yes.
-Do you want to go to College: Only if I get paid for doing so.
-Do you want to get Married: Only one marriage allowed at the same time.
-Do you believe in yourself: Mostly.
-Do you get Motion Sickness: Mostly not.
-Do you like Thunderstorms: If it's hot outside, yes.
-Do you play an Instrument: Keyboard. And mouse.

-In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No.
-In the past month have you Smoked: No.
-In the past month have you been on Drugs: Wait... hm... no.
-In the past month have you gone to a Mall: On an almost daily basis.
-In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: A box of whateos?
-In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No.
-In the past month have you been on Stage: No.
-Do you work (as in official work): Yes.

-Favourite Eye Colour: Red.
-Favourite Hair Colour: Red.
-Short or Long Hair: Depends on the person. Me? Short.
-Height: Something between 150cm and 200cm
-Best Clothing Style: Nude.

-Number of Drugs I have taken: Illegal or legal? I think two.
-Number of CDs I own: I don't buy CDs anymore. iTunes. 'nuff said.
-Number of Piercing: None
-Number of Tattoos: None (yet).
-Number of things in my Past I Regret: Minor stuff? Countless. Major Stuff? One or two things (like not getting that job as secretary).

I tag:
Free for the take.

Mood: Full o' Chicken
Listening to: See Entry

stolen from *newsmaus again


Instructions:
Put your iTunes/Winamp/WMP on shuffle.
Say the following questions aloud, and press play.
Use the song title as the answer to the question.
NO CHEATING.

1. How does the world see you?
Summer Holiday (Cliff Richards and the Shadows)

2. Will I have a happy life?
Wouldn't it be Loverly (My Fair Lady OST)

3. What do my friends think of me?
Wishing Song (Muppets)

4. Do people secretly lust after me?
To The Fair (Disney's Beauty and the Beast OST)

5. How can I make myself happy?
Zero To Hero (Disney's Hercules OST)

6. What should I do with my life?
Infinite Improbability Drive (H2G2 OST)

7. Will I ever have children?
Sedulous Escape (Merregnon OST Vol. 2)

8. What is some good advice for me?
White Christmas (some Xmas Sampler)

9. How will I be remembered?
Deliverance (1492 OST)

10. What's my signature dancing song?
Puroro Island Forest (Zelda: Wind Waker OST) <-- wtf

11. What's my current themesong?
Having a Wild Time (Kingdom Hearts OST)

12. What do others think is my current themesong?
Viltvodle Street Music (H2G2 OST again)

13. What shall they play at my funeral?
Casting a Spell (Corpse Bride OST) <-- how appropiate

14. What type of women do I like?
Stealing Monkeys (Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back OST)

15. How's my love life?
Belle Nuite (Mother Superiour, Rapsody Overture)